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                                                  The Security Footage Dad installed a camera in our kitchen he said it was safer, I thought he was too overprotective, but I changed my mind a week later. Our family had two pets, Goldy, a goldfish and Poopy, we called him that because brown fur looks like poop. Saturday:   My family went out, leaving our pets by themselves, I checked the camera, and I was shocked to see Poopy carrying a ladder on his hind legs slowly heading for Goldy. I warned my parents about the danger Goldy is in. Hurry!. When we opened the door Poopy flew at Goldy, so I grabbed Goldy just in time.

                                            Three am  Hi, my name is Beans, and I`m about to tell you a story when I was just a teenager. I was taking a jog in the park when I heard a faint "hello?,". Shaking I replied "H-H-who`s there?," I got another response, only this time extremely louder. "I`m right here Timmy!," I turned and looked to see a group of humanoid trees. Finally, I could see where it was coming from, it was just Patrick, who`s the    one person    stupid enough to prank somebody at three am. So that`s how Patrick got a five centimeter lump on his head. 

                                                             The Clog It was like any other gloomy Monday morning when you drag yourself towards the bathroom feeling sorry for yourself. Groaning as I reached for the handle to turn on the water I saw in disbelief to see the water overflowing out of the drain. Desperately, I turned off the tap and bent down under the sink to see what was the problem. So I unscrewed the pipe and...Fwoosh!, soon the bathroom floor was flooded with about 30 cm of water. Surprisingly when I thought nothing could get worse,when it came down the drain pipe.